meme-meme:

middle age harry potter

(Source: poochcrew, via kingofthesky)

heyfunniest:

Armadillo

(via kingofthesky)

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

kingofthesky:

anangelandhistractor:

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

mine already does

Fuckin’ Dirt

(Source: allo-nsy)

modrules:

On the Set of Planet of the Apes

modrules:

On the Set of Planet of the Apes

(via hoopsandboobs)

uncle-tomfoolery:

royalblackpirate:

zzthebean:

a-myriad-of-marvels:

How does one obtain this level of servitude though?!

I like how it’s a gradient.

Putting this on my list of uses for men

kelly such a fucking queen 

uncle-tomfoolery:

royalblackpirate:

zzthebean:

a-myriad-of-marvels:

How does one obtain this level of servitude though?!

I like how it’s a gradient.

Putting this on my list of uses for men

kelly such a fucking queen 

(Source: rowlegend, via love-takes-courage-fight)


Taken with my iPhone.

Taken with my iPhone.

(Source: fosteringmeyer, via maszterpiece)

maszterpiece:

OOTD:
“Heart on sleeve”

gmurdaaa:

Abercrombie ethnic girl swag (flannel not from Abercrombie doe)

gmurdaaa:

Abercrombie ethnic girl swag (flannel not from Abercrombie doe)

(via maszterpiece)

plantaplanta:

mangoestho:

foodffs:

Summer Crostini Party

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

THIS IS EXCITING ME WAY TO MUCH! I WANT TO SCREAM! HOW THEY FUCKING MAXIMIZE AND TURN CROSTINIS ALL THE WAY UP!?!?!?!

I WANNA DO THESE

(via cynicalmusingsofablackgirl)